I've been saying a lot of silly things lately, and Daddy's been writing them down. Here are some of them!
"Camels keep water in their humps so they don't spill any."
When seeing a sprinkler in somebody's yard - "Why is somebody not playing in their sprinkler?" - I'm VERY confused about that!
I get a can of Reddi-Whip out of the refrigerator - "Daddy, I really like this!" But then I admit "I don't know what it is!"
Said in the toothpaste aisle at the store - "When I be older, I can SPIT!" With accent on the "spit", of course. Daddy's tried getting me to spit out my toothpaste, reminding me that I can use "big girl" toothpaste once I can spit.
This morning Daddy said "Do you want breakfast, Piper?" Me - "Yes, then I can have a treat!" Daddy - Not after breakfast, but maybe after lunch." Me - "I want lunch!" (Aren't I smart?)
