If I'm a turkey, what are Mommy and Daddy?

Daddy always calls me a little turkey.  And he used to call me a pumpkin.  But I decided that if I am the turkey, HE must be a pumpkin!  Of course that left Mommy.  So one day I decided that she's a cantaloupe!  I make sure that they don't get this all mixed up and remind them all the time.  Daddy tries to tease me by calling me a pumpkin, but I make sure to correct him!